i was never jealous of barbie’s body
i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend
- Me: I was not sober!
- Friend: O.O (adults are in the other room)
- Me: Sober on the word of the Lord.
hearing your favourite song on the radio is 5000x more exciting than hearing it on your ipod.
when someone says “ten years ago” i think about the 90’s not 2003
My chinchilla taking a dust bath~♥~
For artnicolehough :3